Brett Witteck. Freshman UCSC 2014. 18 years old ARTPOP; Paradise "Life imitates art; now art's in pop culture in me"
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
“You are a legend. Your self-invention matters. You are the artist of your own life.”
July 30th, 2014: Wearing dreads during the opening act of the artRAVE in Phoenix, Arizona
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
Closing shift at work tonight then I leave for Vegas for two days tomorrow. May not be back online till Saturday night or Sunday